do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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