physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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