3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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