How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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