So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Randomize
