Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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