How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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