fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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