just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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