If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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