At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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