Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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