Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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