I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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