thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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