i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I supernannyed him into submission
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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