Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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