i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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