shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
