she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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