I'm going to rape someone's good day.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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