just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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