How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
They should really pass out barf bags in church
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
