I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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