the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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