hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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