5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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