do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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