I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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