So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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