its not stalking. its research.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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