I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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