It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
