I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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