I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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