I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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