oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
