I look better un-naked...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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