Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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