love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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