Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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