People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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