Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm bleeding and have questions
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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