you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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