Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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