I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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