They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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