They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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