how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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