thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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