margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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